A zombie apocalypse is going on— which Pokemon would you choose as your partner?

chust1n:

fuckyeahsupereffective:

puertoricantyphlosion:

Marowak! Bonemerang these mo’fos’ heads off.

This is a very good question.

I’m with my Brokemon Scrafty on this one.

Blaziken. If ya can’t beat ‘em, burn ‘em.

Dragonite! Stay in the air and either freeze, burn, or electrocute them.  

@3 months ago with 117 notes
  1. nodavidno answered: arcanine becasue he’s by far my favorite pokemon
  2. auraseer answered: Gyarados. It can level Entire Cities and it can keep me safe in the water.
  3. yeechris reblogged this from fuckyeahsupereffective and added:
    obviously Charizard, we can just fly over them and he can flamethrower their zombie asses
  4. askbaboosh reblogged this from chaoticstupid and added:
    Yeah so Abra duh! Wild zombie pack appears! Tyler uses Abra! Abra Teleports Tyler away! Got away safely
  5. epicmediocrity answered: Gardevoir since I was ten, back when she blew minds rather than… Oh, Internet.
  6. estivation answered: Charizard for sure. Many Reasons.
  7. chaoticstupid reblogged this from fuckyeahsupereffective and added:
    Definitely my Claydol. It only eats sand and clay, and it’s a floating, sentient gun platform. I’d just have it Earth...
  8. music-life-more answered: LUXRAY. MY BEAUTIFUL LUXRAY. FOR ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE PWNAGE.
  9. pshsx1-jgaston reblogged this from fuckyeahsupereffective and added:
    I feel like just a simple Charizard would be more than fine. Fire burns zombies, they die. Shit gets too crowded, we fly...
  10. thegrapetyphlosionranger answered: I would take Sableye that shit is broken.
  11. themidnightbamboozler answered: Arodactyl
  12. mirroironthewall answered: Steelix, one tail swipe wipes out like 100
  13. villainessharleyquinn answered: Rapidash (sp?)
  14. blackau answered: Golurk… ghost/ ground + he can fly.
  15. sodatsu reblogged this from cottonball and added:
    I need time to consider this
  16. squee-nikka answered: golurk, that nigga can fly and he is a giant ground type.
  17. super-bad-ass-ninja-guy answered: Blastoise. He is tank, can handle himself in a fight, and you’ll never need for water.
  18. neko1303 answered: Dragonair for sure.
  19. royal-star answered: houndoom
  20. nonotlikethebike answered: Something like Scyther or Sceptile for efficient decapitation
  21. capnbivs answered: Haunter, my fav, & would also come in very handy. a ghost can’t be killed, & can float through walls to scout or lead zombies away.
  22. mekarice answered: Charizard! Set them zombies on fire! >:D (Also flight for escape/transit/etc.)
  23. vinceguntr0n answered: skarmory so i can fly to escape zombies and steelwing all the heads :D
  24. wavewarrior answered: My Swampert :3
  25. giga-xisbass answered: DARKRAI.
  26. picklemeister reblogged this from fuckyeahsupereffective and added:
    Honchkrow for sure! Not only could it slice the zombies down with Night Slash, but it could Fly me to safety. :3
  27. hellorjeezy reblogged this from fuckyeahsupereffective and added:
    You could always chose a Miltank and just have the zombies commit suicide to get away from the constant use of rollout &...
  28. psychoglossia answered: Typhlosion for sure.
  29. alifeoftodolists answered: Melotic & live by the ocean
  30. reveriepanic reblogged this from fuckyeahsupereffective and added:
    Charizzzaaarddd. Or a Dragonite.
  31. quietinside reblogged this from fuckyeahsupereffective and added:
    Garchomp, ‘cause a zombie apocalypse doesn’t matter when you have a freakin’ land shark.
  32. domoniick reblogged this from chust1n and added:
    Dragonite! Stay in the air and either freeze, burn, or electrocute them.
  33. ohmatt reblogged this from fuckyeahsupereffective and added:
    the most thought-provoking question I’ve ever heard.. And I don’t know… I think I would say Scyther because he could...
  34. cesarfazat answered: I guess Misty’s Psyduck, so zombies won’t eat his little brain. (Pss, don’t tell him I said that)
  35. fckwhatyouveheard reblogged this from orionyouhopelessromantic and added:
    Obviously everyone isn’t thinking correctly… Choose a motha flipping Ho-Oh. I can fly on that ish and never die. Plus...
  36. gryphblogzone answered: Haxorus!
  37. letsgetwaysted answered: Charizard. Fly/Flamethrower. /discussion
  38. setsuykie answered: Leafeon.
  39. dxpilot reblogged this from secretlyknownasjonat and added:
    Typhlosion, Infernape, Lucario, Pidgeot, or Golem. Any one of them would be a swell companion. Based on the situation I...
  40. madeiramorta answered: are you serious? Blastoise has fucking cannons on his back. CANNONS.
  41. themagnificentgertrude answered: Definitley Onix. I could ride on his head and stay above the zombies. Plus he could just crush them. Also Onix is awesome.
  42. tfmr answered: Typhlosion. Imma burn them to hell! Flamethrower!! Punch and confuse them with Dynamic Punch!!
  43. thebatchick answered: Charizard
  44. letsgetwaysted reblogged this from puertoricantyphlosion
  45. andycolton answered: Espeon!
  46. idonthaveabellybutton answered: Charmader!
  47. dododododomahnamahna answered: augumon